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I don't know how to do it, but I'll do it anyway!
I want you to do it!
The first round!
Rock-paper-scissors!
We need a crazy idea for the 10th round.
Yes.
From now on, I'm going to give you a theory of "that's right",
and you have to argue against it.
Yes.
And I'll say, "Wow, this guy is cool."
The one who wins is the winner.
What is "cool" in English?
I've been thinking about it four times, so I'll give you a random theory.
Yes.
The winner of rock-paper-scissors is number one.
Rock-paper-scissors!
The first theory is this one.
I'll say it, though.
Oh, number two!
The first one is Steve Jobs' "smart theory".
Oh!
Of course!
Number two is Lionel Messi's "soccer theory".
Oh!
Me?! Me?!
I don't know!
It's too obvious.
Number three is Vegeta's "strong theory" in reality.
It's obvious!
Isn't it the most difficult one so far?
Lastly, it's a theory coming out of a poop gate.
It's a fact!
Have you ever seen a poop coming out of a gate?
I have!
I and Shibuya probably have!
We only have five minutes for knowledge armament.
Oh!
Oh no, my phone!
Start!
So, five minutes have passed.
Yes.
Wow!
I'll say it in order from number one, right?
Yes.
Steve Jobs' "smart theory".
This is Steve Jobs, Apple's founder, right?
Yes.
People generally think of him as a smart person.
Because he makes iPhones.
People who think of him as a smart person have changed their minds.
Why?
Why did you buy it?
His clothes are always the same, right?
This is a famous story, right?
In his closet, there are five of the same clothes.
There are five sets of the same clothes.
It's a waste of time if you choose clothes like that.
It is said that there is such a meaning, but in fact it doesn't matter, does it?
Let's stop for a moment.
He gave me a famous quote.
There was something like this in it.
Quality is more important than quantity.
One formula is better than two in Japan.
The only way to focus on important things is the brain.
I don't know what it means.
I don't know either.
Isn't Toshimitsu crazy?
Steve Jobs is crazy.
It's over.
There were various strengths in what you said.
If you're smart, you can decide cool clothes in an instant.
If you're not good at Japanese, you can't get a single point.
I thought you would say something like that.
It's an element.
It's a good theory of Messi's soccer.
First of all, it's good, but it's the first time it's evaluated compared to others.
For example, there is a word "hard."
If it's pudding and diamonds, it's hard.
I don't know which is harder, me or Shibuya.
It depends on where you are and your physical condition.
It's a trivial problem.
It's the first time I've seen such a difference.
First of all, I think everyone is good.
It can't be said unless there is an overwhelming difference.
In other words, there are people like me who can't say that Messi is good because of the difference in human level.
But there is no overwhelming difference.
In other words, there is no one who is good or bad at humans.
There is no overwhelming soccer robot.
If there is a soccer robot that can't compete with it, that soccer robot may be good at it.
If that's the case, it may be said that the doctor is bad for the first time.
I'm not bad or good now.
Humans are not bad at soccer.
I think so.
Yes.
It was strange, but it didn't have a shape.
That's right.
You've left an overwhelming result.
After all, it's at human level.
It's because only humans are playing soccer.
That's right.
Next is the third one.
Vegeta, please give us a strong theory in the real world.
First of all, let's think about the word "strong".
"Strong" means "weak".
What can "strong" do?
It can move bigger things.
In other words, "strong" means "power" that can achieve big things.
I would like you to listen to these words while remembering this.
"Strong" does not come from physical strength.
This is a word of Mahatma Gandhi, an Indian.
Gandhi!
I'm sure you all know him.
Non-violent, non-subversive.
He never used violence.
He made India, a big country, independent from the world's strongest country at the time, the United Kingdom.
He achieved very big things without using violence at all.
He said that his strength was not physical strength.
Let's go back to the story.
Vegeta.
It's true that he may have physical strength.
But what did he achieve?
I don't know much about Doraemon.
Maybe he didn't achieve anything amazing.
If that's not the case, he didn't achieve anything.
Him and Gandhi.
Which is stronger?
Gandhi is stronger, isn't it?
That's right.
Oh, that's amazing.
Gandhi is strong.
That's right. Gandhi is amazing.
Muji was amazing.
Finally, Shibayu.
Yes.
Poop coming out of the gate.
Oh, my God.
I'd like to go to Olympus.
Have you ever seen a poop coming out of your gate?
I think it's not uncommon for someone else's poop to come out of their gate.
But I think it's strange.
Why does poop come out of my gate?
Let me tell you the answer.
Poop is a fake.
Poop is an illusion.
People have always been very weak creatures.
They rely on something weak and dirty and step on it to reconfirm their strength.
That's why I think we can get along better by saying "dirty, dirty" to evil beings who have been around for a long time.
So it's not a theory that poop comes out of the gate.
There is no such thing as poop anymore.
I see.
It's just an imagination created by people.
Yes, that's all.
It's a theory that poop doesn't exist.
There is no such thing as poop!
Is it human weakness?
Yes.
From now on, it's completely a matter of preference, isn't it?
Can I decide my preference?
Well, well, well.
It may be different for you to see, but who is Ryo's preference?
The answer is...
Shibayu-san!
There is no such thing as poop!
Shibayu-san!
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